he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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