Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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