She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
