Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
dude i'm inner monologue high
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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