she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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