My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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