a queef is a wish your heart makes.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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