there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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