I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
This house was built for laser tag.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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