Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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