I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
