forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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