also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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