Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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