Midget sex pt 2 tonight
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
My vagina is officially offended.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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