if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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