Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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