And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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