where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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