Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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