ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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