so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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