If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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