The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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