Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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