Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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