she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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