Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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