you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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