i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
if i died would you start the facebook group?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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