I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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