dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Randomize
