Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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