I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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