shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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