i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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