yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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