is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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