gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
