addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
