Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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