Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
