u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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