She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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