i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
so let's talk penis.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize