at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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