still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
organizing the empties. That sober.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Randomize
