at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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