I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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