"it" just moved
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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