I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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