I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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