I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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