Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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