no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
it wasn't lemon gatorade
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I think I sprained my soul last night
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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