don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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