I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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