Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
These tits shall not be calmed
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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